Just as I thought I had nothing to say, I came across the following piece of news:
How does Paris Hilton provide hope for young people? By showing that even dim-witted people can be rich (with the oh-so-simple formula of, hmm, being born into a multimillionaire/billionaire family)? Or by assuring them that anyone can be a celebrity these days, especially with the help of a sex video? The only things she’s ever inspired in me (no longer a ‘young person’, admittedly) are wrath and murderous intentions.